BREAKING NEWS: Nyjer Morgan Diagnosed with Severe Little Man’s Disease

by ThomasWayne

Seriously – what is wrong with Nyjer Morgan? How big a fruit do you have to be to act like a sideshow clown – not just after a game but during? Anyone who watched the Cardinals/Brewers game (or the highlights) please feel free to comment, I’d like to know what you think about his behavior. I can’t remember the last time a 4′11”, 90 pound man challenged Chris Carpenter (or anyone else for that matter) after a simple strike out.

One thing is for sure – Morgan is a tough guy (especially when he has Prince Fielder between him and Carp and Pujols).

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14 Responses to “BREAKING NEWS: Nyjer Morgan Diagnosed with Severe Little Man’s Disease”

  1. Raul Says:

    Nyjer Morgan is a doofus who isn’t very good at baseball.

  2. JohnBowen Says:

    I love the Milwaukee Brewers. Everyone knows that.

    I love Nyjer Morgan and all his alter egos. At the beginning of the season, I was kinda pissed that we went out and got him (based on his reputation) and he’s done nothing but prove me wrong – he’s energetic, fun, exciting, and he saved us in CF this season – currently hitting around .310 with solid defense.

    I hate the St. Louis Cardinals. I think they are the most class-less organization in sports. I think Tony La Russa is a whiny little bitch who sucks at managing and Chris Carpenter is a disciple of this whiny mentality.

    All that said…

    I watched this shit unfold live and I have absolutely no possible way to defend T. Plush. From what I can tell, Chris Carpenter struck out Morgan, turned away to go towards the rosin bag, and Morgan started cursing at him and then threw his dip in his general direction.

    Morgan claims Carp cursed at him or something. Maybe he did, but it certainly doesn’t look that way on the replay…looks like he’s got his head down, going about his business like a professional.

    The silver lining I can take as a Brewers fan is that the two team leaders – Ryan Braun and Prince Fielder – jumped right into the middle of the action to break it up before it escalated.

    Also, we’re still in first place.

  3. JohnBowen Says:

    @TheRealTPlush
    Nyjer Morgan – T Dot:

    “Alberta couldn’t see Plush if she had her gloves on!!! Wat was she thinking running afta Plush!!! She never been n tha ring!!!”

    hahahahaha.

    Tony Plush is like 90% of why I have twitter.

  4. Chuck Says:

    “The silver lining I can take as a Brewers fan is that the two team leaders – Ryan Braun and Prince Fielder – jumped right into the middle of the action to break it up before it escalated”

    A real team leader would have followed Morgan into the clubhouse and knocked him on his ass.

  5. John Says:

    For all we know, they did. Not the kind of altercation that you’d make public…

  6. Chuck Says:

    That could very well be true, although Braun doesn’t appear on the surface to have that quality.

  7. Bob Says:

    Fielder does.

  8. Raul Says:

    Prince Fielder is a psychopath.

  9. Bob Says:

    Probably explains why he is one of the two leaders on that team.

  10. ThomasWayne Says:

    Tony Puss…err…Push….went on to tweet that he will ‘injoy’ going to the playoffs while the birds cry at home (or something to that extent).

    I think the fact that Tony Puss can’t spell above a first grade level explains everything we need to know about him.

    What a little bitch.
    TW

    Post Script – And I’d love to see this little piece of ass sweet call Pujols ALBERTA to his face. I would pay cash money to watch Albert wipe his ass with that stupid little clown.

  11. Chuck Says:

    Nyjer Morgan is really Milton Bradley in disguise.

    When you suck balls, like Washington or Pittsburgh, a guy like Morgan is all you have to look forward to when going to the park, it’s like going to the zoo and seeing feeding time in the lion cage.

    The chances of Morgan going postal and getting ejected are only somewhat better than watching the home team win.

    On a playoff team, he’s a pain in the fucking ass more for his teammates and is a distraction.

    And if he thinks the Brewers got him to help with the playoff run, he’s out of his mind.

    Carlos Gomez doesn’t get hurt, he’s still in Washington.

  12. John Says:

    Except that Carlos Gomez got hurt mid-season, and Nyjer Morgan was acquired at the beginning of the season, and was playing far more than Gomez before the injury.

    Also, Morgan’s having a terrific year.

  13. Cameron Says:

    ““The silver lining I can take as a Brewers fan is that the two team leaders – Ryan Braun and Prince Fielder – jumped right into the middle of the action to break it up before it escalated”

    A real team leader would have followed Morgan into the clubhouse and knocked him on his ass.”

    Like that time that BJ Upton half-assed it in the field and Evan Longoria was two inches from tearing his throat out?

  14. kmcolejazz Says:

    Dude is irritating. He sure seems to be doing something right, though…at least this year.

    Seems to me (as a Cardinal fan) he’s the guy you love to hate unless he’s on YOUR team.

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